VOL. I · NO. 8566FRIDAY, AUGUST 14, 2026
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Builders unearth €9m gold loot sealed in walls of Belgian property

Filed 1w ago · Via BBC · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Construction workers renovating a house in East Flanders discovered a hoard of gold bars and coins, reportedly worth around €9m, sealed into the cellar walls while laying new sewage pipes.

The property belongs to charity CAW Oost-Vlaanderen, whose director hopes the find could eventually support the charity's work; police have secured the site and warned the public against treasure-hunting there.

Under Belgian law the rightful owner has five years to come forward; if none does, the find would be split between the finder and the property owner, provided it isn't linked to criminal activity.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A summer job that started with laying pipes ended with a discovery that could outshine most people's entire careers, and somehow the local police department's reaction was to update its Facebook photo. Priorities: appropriately golden.
Source: Read the original at BBC → Scored: The Entertainer · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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