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‘Kimmel’ Guest Host Rosie O’Donnell Finds Ruthless New Way To Troll ‘Crying’ Trump

Filed 1w ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Rosie O'Donnell opened her week filling in on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' with a mocking version of Trump's 'YMCA' dance and a warning to 'buckle up,' then spent most of her monologue discussing her move to Ireland after the 2024 election. She addressed the camera directly at one point, saying 'I know you're watching.'

Trump went unmentioned by name for nearly the entire segment until the close, when O'Donnell said he was likely in the White House crying because she hadn't brought him up. She is scheduled to guest host for the rest of the week.

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