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Harry wants to come home. But is he back in the royal fold?

Filed 6d ago · Via The Telegraph · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Prince Harry reportedly harbors a long-standing wish to return to Britain, though unresolved security arrangements, commercial deals, and family disputes continue to complicate any homecoming.

The piece frames the question as open: wanting to come home and being welcomed back into royal duties are evidently two very different things.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Nothing says reconciliation like a years-long, publicly chronicled standoff over car-park-level security detail. If the palace and the prince ever do patch things up, the announcement will presumably require its own security review.
Source: Read the original at The Telegraph → Scored: Parisian · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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