VOL. I · NO. 8572THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 20265¢
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✒ EDITORIAL
ABSURDITY:
Harry wants to come home. But is he back in the royal fold?
Filed 1mo ago · Via The Telegraph · The Buffoon Desk
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Parisian
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
Prince Harry reportedly harbors a long-standing wish to return to Britain, though unresolved security arrangements, commercial deals, and family disputes continue to complicate any homecoming.
The piece frames the question as open: wanting to come home and being welcomed back into royal duties are evidently two very different things.
The full dispatch is available from the source below.
✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Nothing says reconciliation like a years-long, publicly chronicled standoff over car-park-level security detail. If the palace and the prince ever do patch things up, the announcement will presumably require its own security review.
Source: Read the original at The Telegraph →
Scored: Parisian · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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