VOL. I · NO. 8567SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 2026
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Canada needs to stop trying to appease Trump and finally call his bluff on tariffs

Filed 1w ago · Via niagarafallsreview.ca · The Buffoon Desk
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Toronto Star columnist David Olive argues Canada should stop offering concessions ahead of Trump's August 19 tariff deadline, which threatens 50% duties on Canadian goods, and instead let talks collapse if necessary.

He cites Canada's 181,000 new jobs since May, GDP growth of 3.4% versus the U.S.'s 1.5%, and lower forecast inflation, alongside Ontario Premier Doug Ford's call for dollar-for-dollar retaliation and chief negotiator Janice Charette's warning that the tariffs would halt talks entirely.

Olive proposes export taxes on oil, gas, uranium and other U.S.-critical goods, rising 5% with each new American tariff, betting that Trump's weak approval and midterm troubles make him ripe for a symbolic trade-deal win instead of an all-out fight.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A columnist telling Canada to call a bluff is easy; actually enduring a 50% tariff on hundreds of goods while waiting for an erratic negotiating partner to blink is another matter entirely. Strong economic indicators are nice, but they don't pay a steelworker's mortgage during the standoff.
Source: Read the original at niagarafallsreview.ca → Scored: Machinations · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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