VOL. I · NO. 8568SUNDAY, AUGUST 16, 2026
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VICTOR DAVIS HANSON: Not winning? Just change the rules

Filed 1w ago · Via reviewjournal.com · The Buffoon Desk
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Merry Go - Distressed
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The column argues that Democrats and 'new Democratic Socialists' share a pattern of changing rules and norms whenever they lose elections, citing the Electoral College, Supreme Court size, and filibuster as targets.

It claims roughly 10 million immigrants entered after 2021 without audits or health checks, and links rising foreign-born population in California to Medi-Cal enrollment and birth statistics as evidence of a deliberate demographic strategy.

The piece further argues SAT abolition after George Floyd protests was a misguided attempt to close achievement gaps, leading to grade inflation and diminished graduate skills, per the author's account.

It concludes with a broader claim that the left has moved from seeking equality of opportunity to demanding equality of outcome, expanding the definition of 'victimized' to any non-white-heterosexual-male.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Presenting immigration, SAT policy, and Supreme Court structure as a single unified plot is a bold organizing principle for an argument, if not for evidence. The piece asserts intent — that immigration policy exists to manufacture a voting bloc — without producing a memo, a quote, or anything beyond the author's own inference doing the work.
Source: Read the original at reviewjournal.com → Scored: Merry Go - Distressed · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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