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Russian strike on logistics company in Synelnykove kills 1, teen among injured

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Russian forces struck a branch of a logistics company in Synelnykove, in Ukraine's Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, on Sept. 28, killing one person and injuring three others, including a 15-year-old boy now hospitalized in serious condition, regional governor Oleksandr Hanzha said. The strike sparked a large fire, and rescuers were searching for three additional people who could not be reached.

The strike came the same day Russian forces hit a business center in downtown Dnipro, killing three people and injuring 12 in an attack that forced the evacuation of roughly 50 people from the building.

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