Establishment of a Committee of Inquiry to Investigate Allegations of False Statements by Lisa DeNell Cook

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When you've already tried to fire somebody, setting up your own committee to find out if you had a reason is doing it backwards. That's like tearing down the neighbor's barn and then hiring your brother to check whether it was leaning. Whatever this panel finds, you can guess which way it'll lean.

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