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How AI-powered bungling by Florida cops cost a father his freedom and $45,000

Filed 1h ago · Via Florida Phoenix · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A Jacksonville sheriff's deputy arrested a supermarket assistant manager, identified only as Nick, on charges of trying to entice a 13-year-old girl online, after facial recognition software matched photos an actual predator had lifted from the internet to impersonate him. Nick spent a night in jail, was separated from his infant child by court order, and spent $45,000 in lost wages and legal fees before charges were dropped over a year later.

An investigation found the arrest warrant was based on thin investigative work that skipped the basic digging that predated AI-assisted policing, and that prosecutors advanced the case despite gaps in the evidence. Even after a judge ordered the case expunged, it took the Duval County Clerk of Courts more than a year to scrub the record, doing so only after reporters started asking questions.

Legal experts quoted in the reporting say the case reflects a broader pattern at the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office of AI-driven misidentification, and warn that anyone's photos can be stolen online and used to frame them for a similar accusation.

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