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U-M’s proposed computing center draws concerns over role in nuclear weapons modernization

Filed 1h ago · Via Michigan Advance · The Buffoon Desk
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The University of Michigan and Los Alamos National Laboratory are moving ahead with a proposed $1.2 billion, nearly 300,000-square-foot computing facility in Ypsilanti Township, with the overwhelming majority of the space going to Los Alamos and a fraction reserved for the university's own unclassified research. The facility would extend Los Alamos's decades-old Stockpile Stewardship Program, which uses simulations rather than live detonations to study how the roughly 3,700 weapons in the U.S. arsenal behave.

Project lead Steve Ceccio confirmed the site's primary purpose is advancing Los Alamos's classified national security mission, even as the university frames the project as comparable to ordinary scientific computing. Nonproliferation experts, including Union of Concerned Scientists senior scientist Dylan Spaulding, note the unusual scale of classified work involved and warn the research could extend beyond simple maintenance into new weapons development.

Neither institution would answer specific questions about how much of the facility's capacity is devoted to weapons research versus general science, each referring reporters to the other. Local residents, township officials, and a graduate student union have organized opposition, arguing the project entrenches U.S. military escalation and was approved with minimal public input.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A university and a weapons lab both insist this is basically just a big computer, then can't seem to find anyone free enough to say what it's actually for. That's not a communication gap, that's a script. When the people building a bomb-simulation facility won't tell the neighbors how much of it simulates bombs, the neighbors are doing the only sensible thing, which is assume the worst and put up a yard sign about it.
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