VOL. I · NO. 8565THURSDAY, AUGUST 13, 2026
The Daily Buffoon
TARIFFS ABSURDITY: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

LILLEY : Ciao Canada ! PM jets to Italy as trade war clock ticks

Filed 1w ago · Via edmontonsun.com · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Canada's prime minister has traveled to Italy even as the deadline for a tariff resolution with the United States approaches, according to the headline. No further detail on the trip's purpose or itinerary was provided in the source material.

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Source: Read the original at edmontonsun.com → Scored: Batty McFaddin · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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