VOL. I · NO. 8599WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2026
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Venezuela’s historic oil deal with the US reignites environmental, human rights concerns

Filed 2h ago · Via Mongabay · The Buffoon Desk
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The U.S. has struck a deal giving it access to more than 65 billion barrels of Venezuelan oil reserves, with up to $100 billion in planned infrastructure investment, structured through private company North American Blue Energy Partners, in which the U.S. holds a 35% equity stake and rights to purchase 20% of production over a 25-year term. The deal follows a January military operation that removed President Nicolás Maduro.

Venezuelan officials project the deal will generate over $209 billion in revenue, or about $8.4 billion annually, and President Delcy Rodríguez called it a path to a ‘prosperous future.’ But environmental groups Provea and Clima21 note Venezuelan crude is unusually sulfur-heavy and emissions-intensive, and the country already experiences dozens of oil spills a year, some allegedly covered up by the government.

Roughly 70,785 square kilometers of Venezuela's oil blocks overlap with protected areas, according to mapping data, and civil society groups say officials haven't disclosed where the 17 covered oil fields actually sit or whether they touch Indigenous territory. Neither NABEP nor Venezuela's hydrocarbons ministry responded to requests for comment.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A deal billed as energy dominance that can't say where its own oil fields sit relative to protected land and Indigenous territory is not a transparency problem, it's a design feature. Venezuela's government has a documented habit of not mentioning its spills, and now it's got a hundred billion reasons to keep that habit going. Calling this a prosperous future for anyone besides the people signing the contracts is the kind of promise that ages about as well as unrefrigerated crude.
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