VOL. I · NO. 8576MONDAY, AUGUST 24, 2026
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Dems have an enthusiasm edge in Senate battlegrounds while the GOP clings to the ‘slimmest of advantages’

Filed 2d ago · Via Arizona Mirror · The Buffoon Desk
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Control of the Senate hinges on races in nine states, with Republicans holding 53 seats and needing to defend a map that forecasters now call a toss-up rather than a lean-Republican advantage.

Cook Political Report rates Alaska, Iowa, Maine, Michigan, Ohio and Texas as toss-ups, with Georgia, North Carolina and New Hampshire leaning Democratic, giving Democrats several paths back to a majority.

Candidates from Maine's Susan Collins to North Carolina's Roy Cooper are campaigning on immigration enforcement, the Iran war's economic fallout, and the cost of living, with a political scientist noting Trump's approval ratings make even tough states competitive.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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