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Angie Nixon to pay fine and do community service for staging sit-in at DeSantis’ office

Filed 3h ago · Via Florida Phoenix · The Buffoon Desk
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Florida state Rep. Angie Nixon will pay a $250 fine and complete 15 hours of community service to resolve misdemeanor trespassing and resisting-arrest charges from a May sit-in at Gov. DeSantis' office, without pleading guilty or admitting wrongdoing.

The protest followed the Legislature's approval of a new congressional map that Democrats say violates the Florida Constitution; a court has so far let the map stand while a lawsuit proceeds. Nixon's attorneys say her community service will be kept entirely separate from her Senate campaign, with no advance announcement of when or where she completes it.

Nixon, who won her Senate primary last month, now faces appointed incumbent Republican Sen. Ashley Moody in November.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
She didn't plead guilty, the state didn't get a conviction, and everybody involved gets to call it a win. That's how these things tend to resolve when neither side wants the headline of a trial. The map that started the whole argument, meanwhile, is still standing.
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