VOL. I · NO. 8565THURSDAY, AUGUST 13, 2026
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Trump sued over service that offers paid early access to Truth Social posts

Filed 1w ago · Via arabnews.com · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The Intercept and the Freedom of the Press Foundation sued in Manhattan federal court to shut down Truth API, a Trump Media & Technology Group service that charges up to $100,000 a month for early access to 10 high-profile Truth Social accounts, including Trump's own.

The service launched August 1, days after Senators Elizabeth Warren and Adam Schiff asked the SEC to investigate whether it lets Wall Street insiders and Trump profit off market-moving posts. Trump is Trump Media's largest shareholder, holding a 41.3 percent stake worth roughly $950 million.

Plaintiffs call the arrangement 'profoundly corrupt' and say it violates the First Amendment by letting Trump sell privileged access to statements that sometimes function as official government announcements. A Trump Media spokesperson called the suit an attempt by 'left-wing activists' to censor the president and harm shareholders.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A sitting president monetizing early access to his own government announcements is the kind of thing that would sound like satire if it weren't sitting in a federal court filing. The SEC, staffed entirely by Republican commissioners, seems unlikely to rush to investigate its own boss's side hustle.
Source: Read the original at arabnews.com → Scored: Lively Lumpsucker · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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