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Emergencies Strike When You're Not Ready — But These Deals Will Leave You Fully Prepared

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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HuffPost's shopping desk flags a forecasted 'super El Niño' as reason to buy discounted generators, water filters and flashlights before an Amazon sale ends. The piece cites unnamed meteorologists and the retailer's own past reporting as justification for the timing.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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