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Ukraine ships 7,400 tons of frozen raspberries to Europe
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Ukraine exported 7,400 tons of frozen raspberries worth €29.9 million between June and July 2026, according to the Ukrainian Berries Association, at an average price of €4.06 per kilogram. The group said the pace matches 2024 levels and beats a weak 2025 season, with Poland, Germany and the Czech Republic as the main destinations.
Ukraine already ships roughly 65,000 tons of frozen raspberries a year and the association said a sharp decline in Poland's own harvest is opening further room in the European market. Full-season exports for 2025/26 rose 7% to 63,300 tons while revenue jumped 65% to a record €250.8 million.
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