VOL. I · NO. 8586THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 2026
The Daily Buffoon
ADVERTISEMENT
COURTS ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

Study shows plug-in hybrids polluting far more than expected

Filed 12h ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
THIS STORY IS SCORED
Merry Go Slower
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
Photo: Dosseman · CC BY-SA 4.0 · via Wikimedia Commons

A study of nearly 920,000 plug-in hybrids released Thursday by the International Council on Clean Transportation found real-world CO2 emissions running 3.5 to 4.6 times higher than official type-approval figures, a gap that has widened fast between 2021 and 2023. Regulators had assumed bigger batteries would mean more driving on electric power, but the real-world data didn't back that up.

The ICCT, the group behind the 2015 Dieselgate revelations, said the mismatch misleads consumers about fuel costs, unfairly grants the vehicles favorable incentive treatment, and distorts whether automakers are actually meeting emissions targets. It's urging the EU not to delay a planned 2027 recalculation and to base future updates on real-world driving data rather than assumptions.

The study lands as German automakers push to keep plug-in hybrids central to the EU's decarbonization strategy, after Germany already helped scrap the bloc's 2035 ban on new combustion-engine sales in favor of a 90% emissions cut with room for compensation.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
The same outfit that caught Volkswagen cooking its diesel numbers a decade back now says the industry's hybrid math doesn't survive contact with an actual commute. Funny how the gap between the sticker and the tailpipe always seems to bend in the direction of looking good on paper. Regulators built a rule around a hope, that people would plug in their cars, and it turns out hope isn't a fuel.
Source: Read the original at Courthouse News → Scored: Merry Go Slower · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
Read it scored.
Every story, every clown, every kazoo — in your pocket. Music plays automatically. Regret is optional.
GET IT ON iOS GET IT ON ANDROID
© 2026 The Daily Buffoon · Satire, scored. Privacy · Support · Music credits · On satire