VOL. I · NO. 8605TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2026
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No sanctions for Carvana in artificial stock inflation case

Filed 1h ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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A federal magistrate in Phoenix declined to sanction Carvana over its handling of discovery in a shareholder class action alleging the company inflated its stock price, even after plaintiffs' attorneys said the company disclosed roughly 75,000 documents later than required, including 23,000 in a single day in August.

Carvana attorneys argued the delay stemmed from a legitimate privilege review process, not an effort to withhold evidence, after a court-appointed special master determined most of the withheld communications weren't actually privileged. Judge Michael T. Liburdi agreed there was no bad faith, calling it a matter of 'bad calls' rather than misconduct, and denied plaintiffs' request that Carvana cover the special master's fees or deposition costs.

The judge did allow follow-up depositions of six Carvana executives using the newly surfaced documents, though the sessions are capped at two hours each and the trial schedule stays put. No trial date has been set, and the redacted sanctions motion leaves unclear exactly what the new depositions will uncover.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A company sits on 75,000 pages of its own paperwork until the deadline is nearly in the rearview mirror, then calls it a filing hiccup, and a judge nods along like it's a neighbor who forgot to mow for three months. Nobody pays a dime extra for the mess, the depositions get a two-hour egg timer, and the trial date doesn't budge an inch. Funny how 'bad calls' always seem to fall in the direction of running out the clock.
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