Jimmy Kimmel Spanks Trump With Humiliating ‘Diaper’ Punchline

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Jimmy Kimmel used his Thursday monologue to mock President Trump's claim that his Republican midterm convention speech in Dallas drew record attendance, despite empty seats visible on camera throughout the event. Kimmel played a clip of Trump telling the crowd nobody had left and asking attendees not to go to the bathroom so photographers couldn't snap empty seats.

Trump claimed the media would misrepresent any empty seat as evidence people had walked out, prompting his on-stage plea. Kimmel closed with a jab about diapers, needling Trump for worrying about anyone else's bathroom habits.

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Begging a room full of adults not to use the bathroom so the pictures look fuller than they are is not the move of a man confident in his crowd count. The claim of a record and the plea not to move are two stories, and only one of them can be true. When the cameras and the count disagree this openly, the count usually loses.

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