VOL. I · NO. 8576MONDAY, AUGUST 24, 2026
The Daily Buffoon
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No saint statues at public safety building

Filed 2d ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Waltz (Tschikovsky Op. 40)
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
Photo: David E. Lucas · Public domain · via Wikimedia Commons

The Massachusetts Supreme Court affirmed a preliminary injunction blocking Quincy's mayor from installing statues of Saint Michael and Saint Florian at the city's new public safety building.

The court found that taxpayer funding of the statues would constitute an improper mingling of church and state.

The injunction stands, leaving the public safety building saint-free for now.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at Courthouse News → Scored: Waltz (Tschikovsky Op. 40) · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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