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Democrats more trusted on healthcare costs, survey shows

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A KFF poll released Tuesday found Democrats hold an edge over Republicans on voter trust for handling healthcare costs, inflation, and abortion, while Republicans lead on immigration and the two parties tie on government fraud. The poll surveyed 1,328 U.S. adults, including 1,013 voters, with a margin of error of plus or minus 3 points.

Support for a national health plan swung wildly based on phrasing: 76% backed it when told it would guarantee insurance for all, but only 24% backed it once told it could delay medical tests and treatments. A slim majority, 52%, supported eliminating private insurers outright, a number that fell to 35% once respondents were told taxes might rise.

KFF also found Democrats more motivated to vote this fall, with 63% saying they're more fired up than in past elections compared to 38% of Republicans. Top motivations cited included a desire for change, stopping President Trump, and the belief the country is in crisis, while nearly half of all respondents said the healthcare system needs major changes or a full overhaul.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Ask a person if they want free healthcare and watch the number climb. Ask them if that same plan might make them wait longer for an MRI and watch it fall through the floor. This poll didn't discover that Americans are inconsistent about healthcare, it discovered that pollsters can move the number forty points just by picking which sentence to read first, and that's worth remembering next time somebody waves a single figure around like it settles anything.
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