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Hotel Workers Reveal The Items Guests Often Forget In Their Room — And Some Are Pretty Embarrassing

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A HuffPost travel piece surveys hotel staff on the items guests most often leave behind, topping the list with phone chargers, followed by clothing, swimsuits, and toiletries. Staff describe chargers as easy to overlook because they blend into nightstands and desks alongside legitimate hotel cords.

Hotel managers recommend a final 'last lap' check of drawers, closets, balconies, and under the bed before checkout, noting that swimsuits hung to dry outdoors are a particularly common casualty.

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