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Feds file Second Amendment suit against Minnesota over firearm purchase laws

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The Justice Department sued Minnesota, Minneapolis and St. Paul, seeking to permanently block the state's 30-day waiting period and permit-to-purchase requirements for people without a carry permit, which the government says covers over 93% of residents. The suit argues the waiting periods violate the Second Amendment and asks the court to declare them unconstitutional under the Bruen framework.

The complaint itself notes local processing in Minneapolis and St. Paul frequently runs closer to 60 days, nearly double the statutory limit, with no penalties or remedies built in for the delay. DOJ officials Daniel Rosen and Harmeet Dhillon framed the case around the urgency of home defense, arguing a person needs to defend their home now, not in a month or two.

The Justice Department gave Minnesota until September 23 to agree to admit the law is unconstitutional and enter a consent decree; the state apparently declined, and the suit followed. It's part of a broader Civil Rights Division campaign already aimed at gun regulations in Los Angeles County, Maryland, Virginia and Colorado.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A department that spends a lawsuit complaining about a 30-day wait stretching toward 60 days might ask why its own paperwork moves that slow before it blames the state law for the wait. Suing a place because its permit office is backed up is a fair complaint about a permit office; dressing it up as a constitutional emergency is a different thing entirely. This looks less like protecting a right and more like a checklist item in a campaign that's already hit four other states.
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