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Russian drone debris rains down on Lviv during morning assault

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Debris from a downed Russian drone landed on a street in Lviv during an overnight attack, regional governor Maksym Kozytskyi reported, with air defenses responding to the first air raid alert of the night. He warned residents to avoid any debris, which can still explode.

Three homes in nearby Murovane caught fire after a drone crashed during the same alert. No injuries were reported in Lviv as of the report, though drones continued entering the region's airspace through the morning.

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