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McDonald’s in Ukraine to shorten menu at some restaurants over supply disruptions

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McDonald's Ukraine announced that certain restaurants, reportedly including locations in Kyiv, will temporarily offer a shortened menu because of disruptions in product deliveries, with the specific missing items varying by location. The company says full menus will return once stable deliveries can be guaranteed, and customers can check current offerings via app or in person.

The disruption follows increased Russian strikes on distribution centers and warehouses belonging to Ukrainian retail chains, which have caused some products to disappear from store shelves in Kyiv and elsewhere. Officials and retailers maintain the country isn't facing an outright food shortage, just tougher logistics.

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