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Michigan's election season brought a wave of endorsements across parties: Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed picked up the Sierra Club, Michigan Farmers Union and Detroit's council president, while Republican gubernatorial candidate John James landed a sheriff and the state manufacturers association. Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson became the first Democrat ever endorsed by the Michigan Corn Growers Association, alongside Brady PAC's backing.

Planned Parenthood Votes is adding $1 million in ads targeting Senator Susan Collins and Mike Rogers, while GIFFORDS PAC and gun-safety groups are putting a combined $11 million behind Democrat Christina Hines in the 10th District. State Senator Sean McCann's campaign says it raised $1.8 million in a single quarter, calling it a historic milestone against Congressman Bill Huizenga.

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