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Two years after Hurricane Helene, survivors are taking lessons for the future

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Two years after Hurricane Helene knocked out power, water, and communication across western North Carolina, communities are converting ad hoc relief efforts into permanent 'resilience hubs.' Asheville has set aside $2 million for existing hubs, with a soft commitment of up to $10 million over the longer term, while a $5 million state grant is funding 26 planned solar microgrids at food banks, fire departments, and community centers.

The first microgrid, installed at a Marshall laundromat and food bank called Beacon of Hope, can store about 68 kilowatt-hours, enough to keep freezers and washers running for a day without grid power or sunlight. Organizers say funding to expand beyond the 26 planned sites hasn't materialized from state or federal sources, and volunteer radio networks have also stepped in to fill gaps left by failed cell and internet service during the storm.

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