VOL. I · NO. 8601FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2026
The Daily Buffoon
ADVERTISEMENT
WHITE HOUSE ABSURDITY:

Tribes hit hard by wildfires face health effects, cultural losses

Filed 1h ago · Via Stateline · The Buffoon Desk
THIS STORY IS SCORED
Decline
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
Photo: White House Photo Office · Public domain · via Wikimedia Commons

This year's wildfires destroyed 43 homes and 100 outbuildings on Washington's Colville Reservation alone, part of roughly 200,000 acres burned there since July, tribal leaders told Stateline. Statewide, nearly 900,000 acres had burned by mid-September, the worst since 2015, with the Kaiser Canyon and Modrite fires among the largest.

Tribal leaders say about half the homes lost on the Colville Reservation were uninsured, and Ferry County, which includes part of the reservation, has the state's second-lowest median household income. In Oregon, fires burned over 60,000 acres on the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs reservation and destroyed at least six homes, while the Wrights Spring Fire burned 55,000 acres across Klamath County and tribal lands.

Health officials and community members describe rising respiratory illness, stress-related early labor among pregnant residents, and unknown contaminants in fire debris that residents are now clearing without full information about hazards. Power outages also destroyed food supplies families had hunted or gathered, compounding losses in communities already facing higher rates of chronic illness.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at Stateline → Scored: Decline · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
Read it scored.
Every story, every clown, every kazoo — in your pocket. Music plays automatically. Regret is optional.
GET IT ON iOS GET IT ON ANDROID
OR FOLLOW THE DESK ON BLUESKY →
© 2026 The Daily Buffoon · Satire, scored. Privacy · Support · Music credits · On satire · Bluesky