VOL. I · NO. 8593THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 2026
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Russian marketplace sellers started storing goods in own warehouses after drone strikes

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Nearly all sellers on Russia's Wildberries marketplace have shifted to storing goods in their own warehouses rather than the company's, with the share using self-storage nearly doubling to 97.4% by the end of August, according to bank data cited by Kommersant. A similar shift happened at Ozon, where self-storage use rose to 73.1%.

Wildberries acknowledged rising interest in the model but declined to call it a mass shift; Ozon did not comment. Ukrainian drone strikes have hit all of Wildberries' major warehouses since mid-July, with damage estimated in the hundreds of billions of rubles, and a deputy industry minister has suggested some facilities may simply not be rebuilt.

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When a government official starts talking about whether it is even worth putting a building back up, that tells you more than any casualty estimate does. Sellers moved their own stock home the way you'd pull your truck out of a barn with a leaky roof, not because anyone told them to but because they'd already seen what happens if they don't.
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