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Democrats fight to hold a competitive Mesa seat in bid to flip the legislature

Filed 6h ago · Via Arizona Mirror · The Buffoon Desk
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Democratic incumbent Lorena Austin and newcomer Jacob Martinez faced Republican Brad Bettencourt in a Clean Elections debate for Arizona's Legislative District 9, a Mesa seat Democrats have held narrowly since 2022 by margins under a thousand votes.

Bettencourt, a former Maricopa County vote center technician who testified for Kari Lake's failed election challenge, declined when asked directly whether Governor Katie Hobbs was legitimately elected, saying only that she is currently governor and voters can weigh in come November.

All three candidates agreed investment companies have strained Arizona's housing market, though they split on remedies: Austin and Martinez back caps or bans on corporate home purchases, while Bettencourt, a real estate investor himself, favors streamlining permits and could not specify what cap he'd support.

The race sits inside Democrats' broader push to flip the state legislature for the first time since 1966, aided by what the piece describes as record-low approval of President Trump and polling favoring Democratic candidates statewide.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Asking a man who testified for Kari Lake whether Katie Hobbs won fair and square and getting 'she's currently governor' back is a answer you can hear the gears grinding behind. It's the same dodge Trump's own allies perfected after 2020, just recycled four years later with the parties swapped. A real estate investor worried about corporate landlords squeezing the housing market is also a pretty rich vein of comedy, if nobody's laughing.
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