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Australia’s new eco police flexes muscles with major wildlife trafficking bust

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Australia's newly launched National Environmental Protection Agency disrupted an alleged wildlife trafficking operation on July 16, seizing 28 native and exotic species, including shingleback lizards and lace monitors, alongside roughly A$300,000 in cash, gold and silver. It's the agency's first major investigation since starting July 1.

Officials allege native reptiles were being supplied to foreign buyers for illegal export; smuggled Australian lizards that sell for A$100 to A$400 domestically can fetch up to A$20,000 abroad. Between June 2025 and May 2026, authorities say they intercepted 113 illegal exports involving 1,250 native animals.

An environment minister quoted in a press release called the black market trade worth about $30 billion a year regionally and said Australian wildlife is especially lucrative to organized crime, though the release stops short of explaining how a month-old agency plans to outpace a trade of that scale.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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One bust with a pile of gold bars makes for a fine photo, but the math in the story does the talking: a lizard worth four hundred dollars at home fetches twenty thousand overseas, and that kind of markup doesn't quit because one shipment got caught. Good on the new agency for a fast start. The real test is whether this is a pattern or just the one time the cameras showed up.
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