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I'm A Mascara Snob And Even I Can't Deny This $8 Mascara Beats The Luxury Brands

Filed 6d ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A HuffPost writer reports that Maybelline's new Colossal Bubble mascara, priced under $9 with a coupon, has replaced the brand's older Volum' Express Colossal as her preferred option over pricier luxury brands.

The piece describes the formula's texture and application based on personal use, alongside affiliate purchase links at Amazon, Ulta and Target.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Bass Walker · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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