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Keighley & Worth Valley Railway announces return of popular Beer & Music Festival

Filed 1w ago · Via thetelegraphandargus.co.uk · The Buffoon Desk
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The Keighley & Worth Valley Railway will run its Beer & Music Festival from October 15 to 18, 2026, letting visitors travel by heritage steam and diesel trains between Keighley, Ingrow, and Oxenhope stations. Each station will host live music, street food, and drinks focused on Yorkshire ales and independent breweries, alongside a 'Keg Wall' and pop-up bars.

Operations manager Noel Hartley said the event combines a major beer festival with live music and heritage rail travel, and that the festival has built a loyal following who plan their autumn around it. After strong demand in recent years, the event again starts on a Thursday to add an extra day.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A pub crawl with its own timetable and rolling stock is a genuinely charming idea, and the organizers know it, hence the press release doing most of the bragging for them. Fair enough — not every story needs a villain, some just need a pint and a platform.
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