VOL. I · NO. 8567SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 2026
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‘Bangladesh, 40 nations helping China evade tariffs’

Filed 1w ago · Via thedailystar.net · The Buffoon Desk
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A White House report accuses more than 40 countries, including Bangladesh, the EU, Mexico, Canada, India, Japan and South Korea, of enabling a 'shadow logistics network' that relabels Chinese goods to dodge US tariffs, allegedly costing the Treasury tens of billions annually. Bangladesh was placed in Tier 3, a category of smaller economies whose free zones and limited customs enforcement the report says make them attractive for China-linked rerouting.

BGMEA president Mahmud Hasan Khan disputed the claim, noting 96% of Bangladeshi goods go to the US under the free-on-board method, where local exporters ship from factories to port while US importers bear duties and risk, making third-country tax evasion routes implausible for them. BKMEA president Mohammad Hatem acknowledged Bangladeshi exporters do use Chinese fabrics and accessories, but said these are imported through legal, government-monitored channels.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An accusation naming 40-plus countries in one breath has the flavor of a dragnet cast wide enough to catch everyone and explain no one in particular. When the accused industry association can cite the specific shipping method that undercuts the entire premise, it's worth asking how carefully the underlying report was actually built.
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