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Seventh Circuit dumps ban on abortion info for minors

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A Seventh Circuit panel ruled Tuesday that Indiana's 'aid-or-assist' law, which barred doctors from sharing abortion information with minors without parental consent or court approval, violates the First Amendment. The law was passed in 2017, blocked by injunction ever since, and predates both Indiana's near-total abortion ban and the Dobbs decision.

Writing for the majority, Judge David Hamilton found the law viewpoint-based: providers could freely give minors referrals for out-of-state prenatal care or STI treatment, but referrals for out-of-state abortion care triggered liability. Indiana argued it was regulating conduct, not speech; the panel disagreed, comparing the case favorably to a Ninth Circuit ruling against a similar Idaho law.

Judge Michael Scudder, dissenting in part, argued Indiana has a compelling interest in parental involvement that the majority undervalued. Neither Planned Parenthood nor the state responded to requests for comment.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Indiana wrote a law that lets clinics talk about literally anything except the one thing it didn't want discussed, then argued in court that this wasn't about the topic. Two of three judges noticed the trick; the third thought parental rights excused it.
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