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Rod Stewart cancels farewell tour dates after undergoing successful heart procedure

Filed 1w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Rod Stewart, 81, has cancelled all remaining dates on his One Last Time farewell tour after undergoing a coronary stent procedure, following a last-minute cancelled show in Ohio on August 9.

Representatives say Stewart needs four weeks to recover; the singer said he's already feeling better and thanked his medical team, while apologizing to fans for the cancelled Las Vegas residency and other U.S. and Mexico dates.

This follows a June cancellation on doctors' advice and an incident that same month where Stewart used an oxygen tank onstage in Utah after nearly fainting mid-performance.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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