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Ukrainian drones strike Russia’s Rostov region and Krasnodar Krai, damaging oil depot and industrial facility

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Ukrainian drones hit Russia's Rostov region and Krasnodar Krai overnight, with Rostov Governor Yuri Slyusar reporting air defenses downed drones over Taganrog and two districts, and falling debris damaging administrative buildings at an oil depot in Kagalnitsky district. No fire and no injuries were reported there, he said. In Krasnodar's Dinsky district, however, falling debris did start a fire at an unspecified industrial facility, again with no injuries reported.

Russia's Defense Ministry said 40 Ukrainian drones were shot down overnight across Russian regions and occupied Crimea, a tally offered without further detail on what, if anything, they hit before being intercepted.

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