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Optogenetics wins the Nobel – one neuroscience breakthrough in a line of technological innovations helping scientists map and control the brain

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The 2026 Nobel Prize in physiology or medicine honors optogenetics, a technique that lets researchers control individual neurons millisecond by millisecond using colored light.

The method follows a long arc in neuroscience: first visualize the brain, then measure it, then control it, stretching from 1800s silver-stained drawings to modern electron microscopy and functional MRI.

Researchers are now testing whether the technique can help treat vision loss, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, epilepsy and other conditions, work that remains in progress rather than delivered.

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