VOL. I · NO. 8580FRIDAY, AUGUST 28, 2026
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Honolulu City Council Chair barred from seeking third term

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The Hawaii Supreme Court ruled Friday that Honolulu City Council Chair Tommy Waters cannot seek a third consecutive term, rejecting his argument that a delayed 2019 swearing-in should have shortened his first term below the charter's four-year threshold.

The 3-2 majority, filled out by two temporarily assigned circuit judges due to recusals and a vacancy, held that time actually served is irrelevant to the term-limit clock. Two dissenting justices countered that Waters' 2019 win filled a vacancy created by an invalidated 2018 election and shouldn't count as a full term at all.

The case traces back to a 2018 race decided by 22 votes, later thrown out over improperly received absentee ballots, and a chaotic 2025 special election cycle where a court ruled Waters ineligible just ten days before ballots — already printed and mailed with his name on them — went out. He still pulled 8,654 votes anyway, finishing second.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Nothing says democratic clarity like a term-limit dispute that requires two borrowed judges, a decade-old ballot scandal, and a ruling issued after votes for an ineligible candidate had already been counted. The charter meant to encourage 'citizen legislators' instead produced a legal odyssey only a charter-school civics teacher could love.
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