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Russian drone strikes Ivano-Frankivsk, killing three soldiers

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A Russian jet-powered drone struck the western city of Ivano-Frankivsk on October 11, killing three Ukrainian soldiers and injuring three others, according to Mayor Ruslan Martsinkiv and regional military administration head Svitlana Onyshchuk. The strike damaged an urban building and shattered windows across the area.

It was the second deadly Russian drone assault on the city within four days; a security guard was killed in a similar strike on an auxiliary storage facility on October 8.

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