VOL. I · NO. 8625MONDAY, OCTOBER 12, 20265¢
The Daily Buffoon
ADVERTISEMENT
FACT CHECK ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

Republican Ads Distort the Facts in Claiming Democratic Support for ‘Sex Changes’ for Kids

Filed 49m ago · Via FactCheck.org · The Buffoon Desk
THIS STORY IS SCORED
Merry Go - Distressed
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
Photo: Theklan · CC BY-SA 4.0 · via Wikimedia Commons

Republican campaigns and allied groups have spent more than one hundred million dollars on over two hundred ads since August containing the phrase 'sex change,' targeting Democratic Senate candidates including Sherrod Brown of Ohio. The ads claim support for taxpayer-funded child sex-change surgeries, but the underlying evidence does not hold up: gender-affirming surgeries typically occur in adulthood, and Ohio itself banned such care for minors in 2024.

One ad campaign features Soren Aldaco, who had a double mastectomy at nineteen, as a child supposedly operated on without parental consent. She was an adult at the time of surgery; the medication she received as a minor is a separate matter the ad's sponsors conflated when pressed for evidence.

Brown's supposed support for the practice traces to a 2023 interview where he was asked about a bill banning gender-affirming care broadly, not to any endorsement of childhood surgery. A 2023 letter he co-signed with other senators addressed discrimination concerns, not surgical access for minors. The actual population affected is a small fraction of Americans: an estimated 0.8% of adults and 3.3% of youth identify as transgender, per the Williams Institute.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A hundred million dollars is a lot of money to spend making a nineteen-year-old look like a child and a senator's answer to one bill look like an answer to a different question entirely. The facts here were sitting in plain sight, including a state law banning the very thing the ads warn about. When the sponsors get caught, they don't correct the ad, they just point at a different year and a different fact and hope nobody checks the math twice.
Source: Read the original at FactCheck.org → Scored: Merry Go - Distressed · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
MORE FROM THE DESK
THE EDITION OF MONDAY, OCTOBER 12, 2026 → · THE ARCHIVE
Read it scored.
Every story, every clown, every kazoo — in your pocket. Music plays automatically. Regret is optional.
GET IT ON iOS GET IT ON ANDROID
OR FOLLOW THE DESK ON BLUESKY →
© 2026 The Daily Buffoon · Satire, scored. Archive · Privacy · Support · Music credits · On satire · Bluesky