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Ninth Circuit lifts block on Arizona law requiring verification of sex change

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A two-judge Ninth Circuit panel reinstated an Arizona law requiring transgender people to submit a doctor's written verification of sex reassignment surgery to amend their birth certificate's sex marker, reversing a lower court's permanent injunction. Judge Roopali Desai wrote the statute survives rational basis review because it doesn't classify by transgender status, since anyone, transgender or not, can alternatively obtain a court order.

The panel found Judge James Soto erred in permanently blocking the surgery requirement and remanded the case for further proceedings. Plaintiffs, a group of Arizona transgender people including minors who sued in 2020, argued the court-order alternative is difficult and expensive enough to amount to a constitutional violation; the panel disagreed.

Attorney Rachel Berg, representing the plaintiffs, nonetheless called the ruling a win, saying it clarifies that Arizona courts permit any transgender person to update their birth certificate without a specific medical procedure, just not without a judge's involvement instead.

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Telling someone they don't need surgery, they just need a court order, a lawyer, and however much money that takes, is a funny way to describe an open door. The ruling's logic holds up on paper the way a lot of rational basis review does, by assuming everyone has equal access to the courthouse steps. Calling that equal treatment is like telling someone they're free to fly anywhere they like, so long as they can afford the plane.
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