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My tenant refused to leave my property. I ended up living in a van

Filed 2h ago · Via The Telegraph · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A woman recounts moving out of her North Devon family home amid divorce with two young children and a cat packed into her car, only to find her own rental property occupied by a tenant who refused to leave. She describes sleeping in a horsebox and pursuing the tenant through the courts while her home was left wrecked.

The piece is a first-person account rather than a policy investigation, tracing one family's housing crisis rather than the wider legal or regulatory landscape around tenant evictions.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at The Telegraph → Scored: Music for Funeral Home - Part 11 · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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