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Ukrainian man attacks people with knife at Polish monastery, killing two and injuring three
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A 31-year-old Ukrainian citizen attacked five people with a knife at a Benedictine sisters' monastery in Jarosław, Poland, killing two men and critically injuring a third; a woman was also wounded.
Police detained the attacker, and prosecutors in Przemyśl said the weapon was likely a kitchen knife. All of the male victims were clergy, and the motive remains unknown.
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