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A first in Brazil: Black-faced lion tamarins vaccinated

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Researchers from the Brazilian NGO SPVS vaccinated three black-faced lion tamarins against yellow fever in Paraná state in July 2026, a first for the species, which the IUCN estimates at around 250 adult individuals. The animals were captured, weighed and treated by a veterinary team working against a tight clock.

The species, split since the 1950s by an artificial canal that created Superagui Island, has no captive insurance population anywhere, meaning a disease outbreak in the wild could wipe it out entirely. Howler monkeys in the same area have already vanished from past yellow fever outbreaks, a warning sign researchers point to directly.

SPVS took over coordinating conservation efforts in 2018 after noting that essentially nobody had been actively studying or protecting the animal for years.

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