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Homeland Security Posts Photo Of Trump, Asks Americans A Chilling Question
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A cabinet department built to secure the homeland instead polled it for devotion.
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A security agency that spends its afternoons asking citizens whether they love the boss enough has told you everything about what it thinks needs securing. Loyalty tests used to be the sort of thing this country pointed at other governments with alarm; now they arrive on official letterhead, billed to the people being tested. The homeland, apparently, is one man.