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Kern County judge rips California over ‘invalid’ fracking ban

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A Kern County Superior Court judge issued a tentative ruling that could strike down California's fracking ban, calling it an invalid underground regulation adopted without the rulemaking the law requires. Judge Bernard Barmann Jr. found the state's climate-change rationale wasn't actually the basis for denying permits, and noted the state's own analysis showed the ban would increase global emissions by pushing oil imports elsewhere.

The judge was particularly unimpressed that California spent two years denying in court filings that any categorical ban existed at all, only admitting under oath that permits had been blanket-denied since July 2021. He also quoted Governor Newsom's 2019 statement that he had no legal power to impose a fracking moratorium unilaterally, then noted Newsom's own staff later acknowledged giving exactly that direction.

Environmental groups want an appeal if the ruling becomes final, while the oil industry called it common sense. The case now awaits comment from both sides before Barmann issues a final decision.

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When a state spends two years swearing there's no ban and then admits under oath it's been turning every permit away since July 2021, you don't need a law degree to see the problem. Governor Newsom said in 2019 he didn't have the power to do it alone, and then his own staff says he did it anyway. That's like a neighbor telling you he never borrowed your ladder while it's leaning against his gutter. Whatever you think about fracking, a rule ought to be written down and argued in daylight before it's enforced, and the state skipped that part.
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