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At 10th Circuit, Oklahoma attorney bucks against state bar membership mandate

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An Oklahoma attorney asked the 10th Circuit on Thursday to revive his First Amendment challenge to mandatory state bar membership, arguing articles in the bar's journal on prison reform, election integrity and racial identity forced him to associate with views he didn't hold. A district judge had granted the bar summary judgment, finding most of the content germane to law practice, save one exception.

Judge Kathryn Vratil pressed the attorney's lawyer on standing, noting no affidavit showed Schell actually objected to any nongermane content. The bar's attorney called both remedies sought, a voluntary bar or exemption from nongermane speech, extreme, and cited a real dispute in which a Jehovah's Witness challenged a 'Happy Birthday' sing-along at a legal education event as nongermane.

The panel also weighed a recent 10th Circuit ruling rejecting a similar challenge to Kansas's mandatory bar, which the bar's side urged the court to follow in affirming dismissal.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A grown man asking three federal judges to referee whether singing Happy Birthday violates his rights is either the best argument for a voluntary bar or the best argument against one, and it's hard to say which. The judge's question, whether he even objects to what he's complaining about, is the kind of thing that ends a case fast in a sensible world. Lawyers billing hours to litigate whether lawyers should have to pay dues has a flavor all its own.
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