President Trump and Republicans Are Delivering Real Results for Nebraska

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

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The White House announced that President Trump is traveling to Grand Island, Nebraska, to tout what it calls real results: tax relief, farm support, private investment and falling urban crime.

The release credits the administration's Working Families Tax Cuts with stopping what it describes as the largest tax hike in American history, and credits an America First agenda with new market access for farmers and ranchers.

No independent data, dollar figures, or crime statistics accompany any of these claims in the release itself.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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When a man tells you his garden came in the best on the county road but won't let you see a single tomato, you nod politely and keep your own seeds. This release brags about the largest tax hike in American history being stopped, and about money for farmers and safer streets, and it never once shows a figure you could check against your own bank statement. Grand Island can count its own blessings, and it'll know soon enough whether the totals match the speech.

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