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Fifth Circuit wrestles with constitutionality of warrantless Flock searches

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A Fifth Circuit panel heard arguments over whether police use of Flock Safety's camera network to track a robbery suspect's vehicle without a warrant violated the Fourth Amendment. The defendant's lawyer argued the system lets police 'reconstruct your pattern of life,' while a Justice Department attorney maintained that publicly observable car movements aren't constitutionally protected.

Chief Judge Jennifer Walker Elrod pressed the government on whether that rule still holds when cameras can appear on every corner and footage can be analyzed instantly; the DOJ's attorney conceded that scenario is 'soon to be' reality but argued the political process, not the Fourth Amendment, is the right check on it. In the underlying case, police used the database to locate a getaway vehicle tied to multiple armed robberies within two and a half hours.

The same circuit ruled earlier this year that a single license-plate-reader alert didn't violate the Constitution, but the defense distinguished that from Flock's retrospective, searchable tracking across time.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Telling a judge that the political process will stop the cameras from going on every corner is a funny thing to say right after admitting the cameras are going on every corner. That's the kind of answer you give when the honest one is 'we hadn't really thought that far ahead.' The Fourth Amendment was written before anybody could rewind two weeks of everybody's driving at the push of a button, and courts are now stuck deciding if that's a difference that matters.
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